Ahoy!
This is Captain No Beard! if you are reading this you are probably new to the crew. I am one of the most ruthless pirates of the Caribbean. As a part of me crew you are to follow me every order, or face the deadly consequences.
Me real name is Juan "Seb" Tejera-Gomez. I was born in the great island of Puerto Rico! Me greatest achievement is becoming a pirate captain at the age of 18. Fair warning: I show no mercy to me enemies so you best not make me angry, (I'll tie your feet and drag you with me ship). But seriously I plan to transfer to somewhere I can major in Architecture, because I honestly cannot keep living at sea, I've developed sea sickness.
